Since it’s the season for gift giving, I just want to throw some things out there that no one should be buying. Under any circumstances.
These will ruin your stomach if you eat more than five. And everyone eats more than five, because they’re tiny and delicious. I’m not sure what’s in them that causes such digestive issues, but take it from me and my personal experience. You don’t want to eat these. Unless you’re constipated and desperate to change that.
I appreciate being Pikachu’s fan. But I think this takes things a bit too far…
I think this is actually going to give me nightmares.
Uh, right. I haven’t figured out why this exists yet. I also can’t believe it would work all that well or that it could be all that safe.
5. Edible Chocolate Anus (The Anus that Made Britain Great)
I don’t think I’ll ever look at chocolate the same way again. Also, was there a model for this anus? If so, who was it? I’m not sure that would change my opinion on whether it should exist, but they’re fair questions.
What have you seen that you wouldn’t give anyone, ever?