Haiku for You: Chocolate Day

Haiku

Pretty sure I’m in the minority on this one…

Chocolate is gross
So many love you so much
Alas, I do not

I have a feeling people are going to demand my Girl Card be revoked for this. And no, I don’t even like the stuff when I’m PMSing.

I challenge someone who actually enjoys chocolate to come up with a haiku friendlier to the substance.